An old man turned _______.
9 and 8
He won ________ and died the next day.
It's _________ in your Chardonnay.
a black cry
a black try
a black fly
It's a death row pardon ________ too late.
CHORUS: Isn't it ________, don't you think?
It's like ____ on your wedding day
It's ________ when you've already paid.
a flea ride
a fee ride
a free ride
It's ____________ that you just didn't take.
the good rice
the good invoice
the good advice
Who would have thought....it _________.
Mr. Play-it-Safe was afraid ________.
He packed his suitcase and kissed ______ goodbye.
He waited his whole damned life to take _________.
And as the plane _________, "well isn't this nice".
CHORUS: And isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day. A free ride when you've already paid. Good advice that you just didn't take. And who would have thought....it figures.
Well, life has a funny way of _________ on you.
When you think everything is okay, and everything is going _____.
And life has ___________ of helping you out when
a sunny way
a running away
a funny way
You think everything has gone wrong and everything _______ in your face.
It's __________ when you're already late.
a traffic ticket
a traffic cop
a traffic jam
__________ on your cigarette break
A no-eating sign
A no-talking sign
A no-smoking sign
It's like ten thousand ______ when all you need is a knife.
It's ________ the man of my dreams.
And then meeting _______________.
his beautiful life
his beautiful knife
his beautiful wife
Isn't it ironic....don't you think? A little too ironic....and yeah I really do think.....it's like rain on your wedding day, a free ride when you've already paid, it's the good advice that you just didn't take, who would have thought...it figures.
And life has a funny way of sneaking up on you. And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out...helping you out.