#15 Friends: The Birth (Part 3)

Quiz by: rmd

Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Carol: But they're not here yet!
Dr. Franzblau: I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.
Carol: Oh, god.

Ross: Ok, got the vent open.
Phoebe: Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!
Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.
Susan: What do you see?
Phoebe: Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.
Ross: Pheebs, It's open! It's open!
Janitor: Wait! You forgot your legs!

All: Push, push!
Ross: We're here!
Carol: Where have you been?
Ross: Long story, honey.
Dr. Franzblau: All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need — Excuse me, could I have this?
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
All: Good luck!

Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Ross: Let me see, I gotta see, I gotta see. Oh, a head. Oh, it's, it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?
Carol: Not.... helping!
Dr. Franzblau: You're doing great, you're doing fine.
Ross: Hello! Oh, sorry.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Ross: We got a head, we got shoulders, we got arms, we got, oh, look at the little fingers, oh, and a chest, and a stomach. It's a boy, definitely a boy! All right! Ok, legs, knees, and feet. Oh, oh. He's here. He's a person.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Carol: What does he look like?
Ross: Kinda like my uncle Ed, covered in Jell-o.
Carol: Really?
Phoebe: You guys, he's beautiful!
Ross: Oh, thanks, Pheebs!

Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Ross: How 'bout Ben?
Susan: I like Ben.
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Ross: We uh, we just cooked it up.
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Monica: Hi.
Ross: Hey.
Monica: Can we come in?
Ross: I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
Susan: Thanks.
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.
Monica: Ross, can I?
Ross: The head, the head. You gotta...
Monica: Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes, I am. I'm your Aunt Monica. I...I will always have gum.
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