Joey doesn't share food

Hey!
Hey.
Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.
Yeah, so you're gonna call this one back?
No.
What are you talking about? Sarah's great!
Oh, really? You wanna know what your "great" friend did? We're out to dinner, okay. We were getting
along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere....
That's it? That's why you won't go out with her again? So she took some fries. Big deal.
Hey, look, it's not about a few fries. It's about what the fries represent.
What?
All food!
I'm, I'm sorry. I, I can't believe I set you up with such a monster.
Hey, hey, hey, look, I take a girl out, she can order whatever she wants. The more the better, all
right? Just don't order a garden salad and then eat my food. That's a good way to lose some fingers.
Oh, thank God you're here. Listen to this.
What?
So, Joey and my friend are out last night, they're having dinner, and she reaches over and takes a
few of his fries--
Oh, no!
What? You know about the, the plate thing?
Oh, yeah, yeah. No, Joey doesn't share food. I mean, just, just last week we were having breakfast
and he had a couple of grapes on his plate--
You wouldn't let her have a grape?
Oh, no, not me. Emma.
Joey doesn't share food!

I really am sorry about, you know, before, and I just want to make sure you know that I really do like
you.
Sure just not as much as clams.
Well, stuffed clams..
Chocolate torte for the lady. Cheesecake for the gentleman.
Uh, excuse me, sir. There seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
Oh, yes. That's a raspberry coulis.
So stupid ordering cheesecake... Trying to be healthy.
Oh, my God. Mmm!
Alright. I'll just have what she's having instead.
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. That was our last piece.
Oh, no. This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?
Oh, yeah. Sure. No problem.
What are you doing? I thought you don't share food?
Sure I do! Coulis?
No. If I can't have your clams, you can't have my dessert. This is a two-way street.
Really?
Really. Now this all better be here when I come back.
Yeah, of course. I can control myself. Yeah..
Stop staring at me! Wow! Just a tiny little... I'm not even sorry.

Turns out this sweater is made for a woman.
So, why you still wearing it?
Because it's soft. Hey, so how was your date?
Oh, not so good.
Well, looks like it's just the two of us tonight, huh, buddy?
Yeah, and you know what? We could do a lot worse.
Yeah.
Joey doesn't share food!

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